The Lizard is Friendly

fishingboatproceeds: sealprinceling: “Actual conversations...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:56:21 -0400

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

This is very true to my experience.

health-beauty-fashion: stars-will-guide-you-home: marycom: shi...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:30:02 -0400

health-beauty-fashion:

stars-will-guide-you-home:

marycom:

shialablunt:

oknope:

wooo

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL FOR SALAD DRESSING

LOOKS LIKE IM BUYING SOME SALAD DRESSING.

OMG

Is he included in the purchase??

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Sat, 25 May 2013 12:46:39 -0400

abasnail: that’s what I call a traffic jam

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:41:32 -0400

abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam

oswalled: doctor who parallels» 02x00 vs. 02x13

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:40:40 -0400

oswalled:

doctor who parallels
» 02x00 vs. 02x13

hiddle-stoned: life-more-abundantly: denyselfandfollowchrist: ...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:39:17 -0400

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

corywho: celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:37:33 -0400

corywho:

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

i just spit my food onto my keyboard

0ver-doze: omg they are so offended if you lick them back.

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:36:00 -0400

0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 11:35:06 -0400

muchadoaboutmusicals: The Original Broadway Cast of Disney’s...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:29:18 -0400

muchadoaboutmusicals:

The Original Broadway Cast of Disney’s The Lion King

Mufasa :: Sarabi :: Young Nala and Simba :: Simba :: Nala:: Rafiki :: Pumba and Timon :: Zazu :: Scar :: The Hyenas (Ed, Shenzi, and Banzai)

"Think about a single mother who goes to church, in the parish and to the secretary she says: ‘I want..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:25:01 -0400

““Think about a single mother who goes to church, in the parish and to the secretary she says: ‘I want my child baptized.’ And then this Christian, this Christian says: ‘No, you cannot because you’re not married!’ But look, this girl who had the courage to carry her pregnancy and not to return her son to the sender, what is it? A closed door! This is not zeal! It is far from the Lord! It does not open doors! And so when we are on this street, have this attitude, we do not do good to people, the people, the People of God, but Jesus instituted the seven sacraments with this attitude and we are establishing the eighth: the sacrament of pastoral customs!””

- Pope Francis (via itszeldafitz)

What if Harry Potter had been made into a TV Series instead of films and they made every book a new season and every chapter a new episode?

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:52:34 -0400

#that one time tom hiddleston said old sport

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:42:04 -0400

#that one time tom hiddleston said old sport

dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:40:33 -0400

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:40:16 -0400

Friendly reminder

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:35:55 -0400

plus2joe:

ifihadthewords:

That this woman:

Is also this woman:

One classy broad. <3

imaginesisters: Nuns + Monk + Soccer = Awesome! Check out these...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:35:13 -0400

imaginesisters:

Nuns + Monk + Soccer = Awesome!

Check out these pics of the Franciscan Sisters TOR playing soccer with a Benedictine monk- a dear friend of their community, Fr. Boniface Hicks. O.S.B… intense! He is as intense in prayer as he is in playing soccer!

The Fault In Our Stars Quotes ~ John Green

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:33:39 -0400

The Fault In Our Stars Quotes

~ John Green

For your information, there’s a lot more to ogres than people...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:31:38 -0400

For your information, there’s a lot more to ogres than people think.

nazeem38: exxpensiveslang: shroomyloomyland: That awkward...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:09:47 -0400

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.